Wednesday, November 23, 2011

DGBS Festival Of Turkeys 2011

Hey, everyone! Happy Thanksgiving/Turkey Day/Holidays/State-Sanctioned Day Off, whatever the case may be. For your enjoyment, starting now-ish (which is late Wednesday afternoon) and running through early Monday morning (if my calculations are correct) I'll be presenting some of the worst Turkeys ever to grace the bandwidth of DGBS. Most of it is stuff previously featured on DGBS, but there's some new stuff sprinkled in there.

Of note: at appx 8PM EST on Thanksgiving itself, by request, we will have ThanksKilling - a movie guaranteed to offend as well as entertain. And following that we have the classic turkey, and the originator of the often-imitated "Gymnastic Ninja Secret Agent" genre, Gymkata!

On Friday, the featured evening movies (which should begin around 8PM as well) will be Lust In The Dust (starring Tab Hunter, Lainie Kazan, and Divine), and the hilariously awful Samurai Cop.

For Saturday, around 9PM EST, we'll have School Girl Screamers, and Return Of Swamp Thing.

And on Sunday, around 3PM EST, a Sci-Fi crapfest called Mutant, followed by 2 DGBS Exclusive Encores: ZuZu Queen Of The Animals, and The Return Of The Revenge Of The Curse Of The Ghost Of The Evil Of The Son Of Frankenstein.

(Please keep in mind that my times are not exact, and could be completely wrong if I screwed up somehow - which as we know is entirely possible!!!)

Enjoy the Festival Of Turkeys, and don't forget to save me some leftovers!!!

  1. The Rejuvenator.1988.Part1.nsv
  2. The Rejuvenator.1988.Part2.nsv
  3. The Mysterians.1957.Part1.nsv
  4. The Mysterians.1957.Part2.nsv
  5. Tekken.2010.Part1.nsv
  6. Tekken.2010.Part2.nsv
  7. Spider Baby.1968.Part1.nsv
  8. Spider Baby.1968.Part2.nsv
  9. Repossessed.1990.Part1.nsv
  10. Repossessed.1990.Part2.nsv
  11. Popeye.1980.Part1.nsv
  12. Popeye.1980.Part2.nsv
  13. Popeye.1980.Part3.nsv
  14. Nick Fury Agent Of SHIELD.1998.Part1.nsv
  15. Nick Fury Agent Of SHIELD.1998.Part2.nsv
  16. Monster On The Campus.1958.Part1.nsv
  17. Monster On The Campus.1958.Part2.nsv
  18. Howard The Duck.1986.Part1.nsv
  19. Howard The Duck.1986.Part2.nsv
  20. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.1988.Part1.nsv
  21. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.1988.Part2.nsv
  22. Hands Of Steel.1986.Part1.nsv
  23. Hands Of Steel.1986.Part2.nsv
  24. Ghoulies.1985.Part1.nsv
  25. Ghoulies.1985.Part2.nsv
  26. Fury of Hercules.1962.Part1.nsv
  27. Fury of Hercules.1962.Part2.nsv
  28. Dr Strange.1978.Part1.nsv
  29. Dr Strange.1978.Part2.nsv
  30. Death Dimension.1978.Part1.nsv
  31. Death Dimension.1978.Part2.nsv
  32. Buttcrack.1998.Part1.nsv
  33. Buttcrack.1998.Part2.nsv
  34. Captain America.1990.Part1.nsv
  35. Captain America.1990.Part2.nsv
  36. The Return Of Captain Invincible.1983.Part1.nsv
  37. The Return Of Captain Invincible.1983.Part2.nsv
  38. ThanksKilling.2009.Part1.nsv
  39. ThanksKilling.2009.Part2.nsv
  40. Gymkata.1985.Part1.nsv
  41. Gymkata.1985.Part2.nsv
  42. The Strangeness.1985.Part1.nsv
  43. The Strangeness.1985.Part2.nsv
  44. The Video Dead.1987.Part1.nsv
  45. The Video Dead.1987.Part2.nsv
  46. Ticks.1993.Part1.nsv
  47. Ticks.1993.Part2.nsv
  48. Wizard of Mars.1965.Part1.nsv
  49. Wizard of Mars.1965.Part2.nsv
  50. Zombies Zombies Zombies.2008.Part1.nsv
  51. Zombies Zombies Zombies.2008.Part2.nsv
  52. Beware The Blob.1972.Part1.nsv
  53. Beware The Blob.1972.Part2.nsv
  54. Battle Beyond The Stars.1980.Part1.nsv
  55. Battle Beyond The Stars.1980.Part2.nsv
  56. Battle Beyond The Stars.1980.Part3.nsv
  57. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.1978.Part1.nsv
  58. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.1978.Part2.nsv
  59. Oversexed Rugsucker From Mars.1989.Part1.nsv
  60. Oversexed Rugsucker From Mars.1989.Part2.nsv
  61. KISS - Attack Of The Phantoms.1978.Part1.nsv
  62. KISS - Attack Of The Phantoms.1978.Part2.nsv
  63. Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity.1987.Part1.nsv
  64. Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity.1987.Part2.nsv
  65. Hobgoblins 2.2009.Part1.nsv
  66. Hobgoblins 2.2009.Part2.nsv
  67. Barracuda.1978.Part1.nsv
  68. Barracuda.1978.Part2.nsv
  69. Chopping Mall.1986.Part1.nsv
  70. Chopping Mall.1986.Part2.nsv
  71. Lust In the Dust.1985.Part1.nsv
  72. Lust In the Dust.1985.Part2.nsv
  73. Samurai Cop.1989.Part1.nsv
  74. Samurai Cop.1989.Part2.nsv
  75. Igor and the Lunatics.1985.Part1.nsv
  76. Igor and the Lunatics.1985.Part2.nsv
  77. Ninja, Condors.1987.Part1.nsv
  78. Ninja, Condors.1987.Part2.nsv
  79. The Brain From Planet Arous.1957.Part1.nsv
  80. The Brain From Planet Arous.1957.Part2.nsv
  81. Rockabilly Vampire.1996.Part1.nsv
  82. Rockabilly Vampire.1996.Part2.nsv
  83. Solarbabies.1986.Part1.nsv
  84. Solarbabies.1986.Part2.nsv
  85. Little Red Riding Hood And The Monsters.1962.Part1.nsv
  86. Little Red Riding Hood And The Monsters.1962.Part2.nsv
  87. Death Rage.1976.Part1.nsv
  88. Death Rage.1976.Part2.nsv
  89. Ursus in the Land of Fire.1963.Part1.nsv
  90. Ursus in the Land of Fire.1963.Part2.nsv
  91. Mortal Kombat.1995.Part1.nsv
  92. Mortal Kombat.1995.Part2.nsv
  93. Mortal Kombat Annihilation.1997.Part1.nsv
  94. Mortal Kombat Annihilation.1997.Part2.nsv
  95. Masters Of The Universe.1987.Part1.nsv
  96. Masters Of The Universe.1987.Part2.nsv
  97. Masters Of The Universe.1987.Part3.nsv
  98. Spookies.1986.Part1.nsv
  99. Spookies.1986.Part2.nsv
  100. Disappearance of Flight 412.1974.Part1.nsv
  101. Disappearance of Flight 412.1974.Part2.nsv
  102. Zombie Island Massacre.1984.Part1.nsv
  103. Zombie Island Massacre.1984.Part2.nsv
  104. Sword And The Sorcerer.1982.Part1.nsv
  105. Sword And The Sorcerer.1982.Part2.nsv
  106. School Girl Screamers.1986.Part1.nsv
  107. School Girl Screamers.1986.Part2.nsv
  108. Return Of Swamp Thing.1989.Part1.nsv
  109. Return Of Swamp Thing.1989.Part2.nsv
  110. Monster High.1989.Part1.nsv
  111. Monster High.1989.Part2.nsv
  112. Devil Girl From Mars.1954.Part1.nsv
  113. Devil Girl From Mars.1954.Part2.nsv
  114. Caveman.1981.Part1.nsv
  115. Caveman.1981.Part2.nsv
  116. Smokey and the Bandit 3.1983.Part1.nsv
  117. Smokey and the Bandit 3.1983.Part2.nsv
  118. Battle Of The Worlds.1961.Part1.nsv
  119. Battle Of The Worlds.1961.Part2.nsv
  120. Warlords Of Atlantis.1978.Part1.nsv
  121. Warlords Of Atlantis.1978.Part2.nsv
  122. Godzilla.Final Wars.2004.Part1.nsv
  123. Godzilla.Final Wars.2004.Part2.nsv
  124. Godzilla.Final Wars.2004.Part3.nsv
  125. Legends Of The Superheroes.The Challenge.Part1.nsv
  126. Legends Of The Superheroes.The Challenge.Part2.nsv
  127. Legends Of The Superheroes.The Roast.Part1.nsv
  128. Legends Of The Superheroes.The Roast.Part2.nsv
  129. Condorman.1981.Part1.nsv
  130. Condorman.1981.Part2.nsv
  131. After Last Season.2009.Part1.nsv
  132. After Last Season.2009.Part2.nsv
  133. Mutant.1982.Part1.nsv
  134. Mutant.1982.Part2.nsv
  135. ZuZu Queen Of The Animals.Part1.nsv
  136. ZuZu Queen Of The Animals.Part2.nsv
  137. The Return Of The Revenge Of The Curse Of The Ghost Of The Evil Of The Son Of Frankenstein.1983.Part1.nsv
  138. The Return Of The Revenge Of The Curse Of The Ghost Of The Evil Of The Son Of Frankenstein.1983.Part2.nsv
  139. Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town.1989.Part1.nsv
  140. Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town.1989.Part2.nsv
  141. Forbidden Zone.1980.Part1.nsv
  142. Forbidden Zone.1980.Part2.nsv
  143. Pieces.1982.Part1.nsv
  144. Pieces.1982.Part2.nsv
  145. Ratman.1988.Part1.nsv
  146. Ratman.1988.Part2.nsv
  147. Whats Up Hideous Sun Demon.1983.Part1.nsv
  148. Whats Up Hideous Sun Demon.1983.Part2.nsv
  149. The Ghost.1963.Part1.nsv
  150. The Ghost.1963.Part2.nsv

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